A Married Man’s Christmas
I was so looking forward to getting my wife something really spectacular for our first Christmas as husband and wife. Something that would show her how happy she makes me, how spectacular she is, and how much I look forward to all the holidays we’ll have together in the future.
And suddenly last week, I heard the brakes on my car make a sound like it was going to turn into Optimus Prime on 695.
$930 dollars later, my really big spectacular gift idea has been transformed into a multitude of small great gifts. I told her not to get anything for me, as my Christmas present should be consistent transportation. But of course, she would have none of it. What a great gal.
Here’s hoping that shocks or struts don’t crank out on me on my trips to the mall this weekend.