Nothing Says Matrimony Like A Redskins Garter
Courtesy of the Deuce of Davenport, you and your spouse can show your team spirit, even on the most sacred day of your life!
How? With NFL wedding garters! Some of them even handmade!
I wish I would’ve approached my wife with this idea. “Honey, you know how you like the Ravens? Well, a lot of the guys that will be at the wedding do to, so that’s spice up the whole garter toss thing a little bit!”
This is beyond silly, but some of them do come with thongs. I can’t imagine trying to get intimate with my wife and then seeing the Ravens logo anywhere near her crotch. Just too many conflicting emotions for one night.